• Allie Kenien

Funny Kid Quotes About COVID

Four days after schools removed the mask mandate, my daughter tested positive for COVID. I wasn’t surprised that we caught COVID. Experts say everyone will get it eventually. What surprised me was my daughter’s reaction.


I was worried she would be scared. I was worried her friends would be nervous about catching it. But, I knew these worries were unfounded when my daughter said, “Mom, can I call all my friends and tell them I have COVID?” Apparently this is celebrity status in second grade.


My daughter’s take on COVID inspired me to surf social media to find out what other kids are saying. A couple of quick searches brought up hilarious kid quotes that could only be captured in a pandemic. Here are a few highlights.